Who Doesn't Love A Funny Dog...
Funny Dog Pictures And Great Dog Quotations... Dogs are funny, silly and totally natural at being themselves. They have a great sense of humor and love life to the fullest. Enjoy some famous dog quotations and check out the funny dog slide show in the middle of the page:
"Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window." Dog Quotation by: Steve Bluestone"Heaven goes by favour, if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." Funny Dog Quotation By: Mark Twain"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too." Funny Dog Quote By: Samuel Butler"Dogs have more love than integrity. They've been true to us, yes, but they haven't been true to themselves." Dog Quotation By: Clarence Day"A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself." By: Josh Billings"Animals are such agreeable friends they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms." By: George Eliot"A dog's best friend is his illiteracy." Dog Quote by: Ogden Nash"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." By: Mark Twain"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog." Dog Quotation By: Mark Twain"The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag their tails instead of their tongues." Author Unknown
"There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog." By: Konrad Z. Lorenz"Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage." Famous Dog Quotation By: Agnes Repplier"The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic." Dog Quotation by: Henry Ward Beecher"If dogs could talk, perhaps we'd find it just as hard to get along with them as we do people." Funny Dog Quotation By: Karel Caprek"Man is a dog's ideal of what God should be." Dog Quotation by Holbrook Jackson"The more I see of the representatives of the people the more I admire my dogs." By: Alphonse de Lamartine"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." Funny Dog Quote By: Unknown"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." Dog Quotation by: Gene Hill"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." By: Groucho Marx"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." By: Aldous Huxley"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." By: Robert Benchley"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." Dog Quotation by: Sue Murphy"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." By:August Strindberg"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." Dog Quote by: James Thurber"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." Funny Dog Quotation by: Ann Landers"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Author: Robert A. Heinlein"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." By: Ben Williams"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." Funny Dog Quote by: Edward Abbey"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." By: Unknown Author"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." Dog Quoation By: Christopher Morley"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." Dog Quotation by: Josh Billings"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." Dog quotation By: Andrew A. RooneyIf you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." Dog Quote by: Mark Twain"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's." By: Mark Twain"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." By: Ambrose Bierce"A hungry dog hunts best." Dog Quote by: Lee Trevino"If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas." Anonymous (Proverb)"You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us." Dog Quotation by: Robert Louis Stevenson"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." Famous Dog Quotation by: Gandhi"My goal in life is to become as wonderful as my dog thinks I am." By: Toby Green"Money will buy a pretty good dog but it won't buy the wag of his tail." Another famous dog quotation by: Josh Billings"You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how, but because she's too smart to bother." Funny Dog Quote By: Rick HorowitzThese funny dog quotations will make people think, smile and maybe even look at their own dog differently. --------------------
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